I am a witch

I am very bored with my life

There are no more wicked wizards or scheming witches

I have to save the world from

Our witching world is calm and peaceful

And so, my favourite pass time is to

Slip in to the world of the human realm

And amuse myself with their ignorance, arrogance and silliness

Today, I decided to live the life of a cat

I entered in to the body of a little girl, Anila’s pet cat, Jojo

Anila was hosting a tea party for her little friends

And though I did not really care for

Those graceful but utterly disrespectful creatures called cats, I became one today

So I could sleep away while partaking of the divine treats Anila’s mother had dished out

My plan was straightforward enough to not fail even remotely

But alas! Today the kids decided to become boisterous and unreasonable

They carried my sleeping body over to their dining table

And when I opened my eyes drowsily, from all the commotion

I realised they had placed me on a serving plate

Had dressed me with sauces and cream

And they were all ready with their forks and spoons to dig in to me

My eyes popped out in shock

And with a blood curling scream, I bolted out of there, even as squeals and laughter thundered behind me…

I don’t leave my magical world anymore

Boring is good!