I am a witch
I am very bored with my life
There are no more wicked wizards or scheming witches
I have to save the world from
Our witching world is calm and peaceful
And so, my favourite pass time is to
Slip in to the world of the human realm
And amuse myself with their ignorance, arrogance and silliness
Today, I decided to live the life of a cat
I entered in to the body of a little girl, Anila’s pet cat, Jojo
Anila was hosting a tea party for her little friends
And though I did not really care for
Those graceful but utterly disrespectful creatures called cats, I became one today
So I could sleep away while partaking of the divine treats Anila’s mother had dished out
My plan was straightforward enough to not fail even remotely
But alas! Today the kids decided to become boisterous and unreasonable
They carried my sleeping body over to their dining table
And when I opened my eyes drowsily, from all the commotion
I realised they had placed me on a serving plate
Had dressed me with sauces and cream
And they were all ready with their forks and spoons to dig in to me
My eyes popped out in shock
And with a blood curling scream, I bolted out of there, even as squeals and laughter thundered behind me…
I don’t leave my magical world anymore
Boring is good!